Neckbeards love technology. While their cellphones typically serve as a flashlight for finding where that pesky Dorito went beneath the desk, neckbeards are constantly in communication. A computer program called ventrilo creates a virtual Cafeteria table for neckbeards to congregate at in cyberspace. They will play music in the hope that maybe someone in the channel has not heard the new Girls Generation song, or some rap music played ironically. Sometimes they will sit in silence, enjoying the thought that they are almost sitting next to someone, even if that person is thousands of miles away. Its fairly homosexual and makes me wanna go on a nerd bashing spree the likes of which the world has never seen.
What nerds think they are doing when sitting in vent. This video actually captures the ultimate life goal of many neckbeards, except they would replace the svelt nordic women with passive mewing asian women.
This is the actual reality of what a Ventrilo session consists of. People queing their microphone to smoke a bong, stupid music, bullshitting etc.
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