Cosplay

There is only a few certain instances when adults are allowed to dress up in costume. Namely: Halloween, themed parties and within the privacy of ones home. As with all things, the neckbeards found a way to incorporate their fiendish exploits into the public eye by way of 'cos playing' Short for costume play, its pretty much every neckbeards wet dream. Months of preparation go into making costumes of characters from anime, video games and even internet memes. This bitch thinks she looks like an anime character.

BITCH YOURE DEAD WRONG

There is an entire online industry devoted to supplying these sad pathetic basement dwellers with items that are too complicated or have too high a level of craftsmanship.


Once the 'illusion' is complete the neckbeard will venture into the bright nether of daylight to join his companions to revel in their collective nerdiness. This hobby wouldn't make me rage harder than a fat kid running out of twizzlers if the cosplayers didnt adhere to the typical 'annoying nerd' persona that we all remember from high school.
This sentence was going to be saved for future posts with more in-depth analysis, but it bares(bears?) repeating: booksmart nerd and loser nerd are NOT the same animal.
Typical cosplayers are found slumped against the walls of your local convention center, sitting in a circle, spouting memes and generally making the rest of western society look bad.