'Oh elixir of life, nectar of the gods
We are all but servants to your saccharine goodness, bees to your honey
the palest chartreuse when out of your womb, the darkest sea of soda in your shell
how many is too many? nay, how many is not enough?'
-A neckbeard's ode to Mt. Dew circa 2007
Mt. Dew is to the neckbeard as natty ice is to the Bros. No LAN party or D&D basement funfest would be complete without liters upon liters of this Pepsi product from hell. Havent drank a Mt. Dew for breakfast? You are small time. Every neckbeard worth his salt knows the distinct flavors of a warm as well as an ice cold dew. Don't remember every flavor and promotional bottle? FUCKING CASUAL.
From an outsiders perspective: 'all that sugar is bad for you honey'
SHUT UP MOM GO GET ME ANOTHER TOTINOS
'Oh my god this soda tastes like shit'
whatever dude shut up and sit down its your turn to change the game.
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